Hunters: What are the summer game animals?

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August 4, 2015 · by An odious asshole · in Society . ·
"Sir, sir!"

With a quick flick of my thumb, I push up my sunglasses to see that rascal industry email list Diego has planted himself right above my lounge chair. He's nervously wringing his hands and sweating more than he should despite the heat.

“What’s going on, my good man?” I said, raising an eyebrow. “ Can’t you see I’ve been busy?
” “Boss, I know you hate to be disturbed while you’re hitting someone with their selfie stick, but this is important.
” “Important? More important than finishing off that still-moving lout?
” “I mean, even though it’s the holidays, you should update your blog a bit, boss. There are bored people at the office who need something to read.
” “Hmmm. You’re not wrong, good lackey. Never mind the summer activities, I have to get some work done, you’re right.
” “And… what about me? ” 

Diego and I are a little surprised to see that the pirate I'm holding by the collar isn't yet unconscious, so I correct the situation with a sharp blow from the pole, which, in the process, activates the camera still attached to the improvised weapon. I let my victim slide to the ground, and entrust the bloody pole to Diego.

"My good man, you know your stuff. You keep the photo for my memory album, and you're going to put the gentleman in Russian doll style.
" "Russian doll style, boss?
" "The pole in the gentleman, the gentleman in a hole, the hole in the woods. 
" "Ah, yes, I see. 
" "It's more fun for the police when they find the bodies. I'm thinking of my neighbor but... ah, my generosity will be my downfall, come on, get to work!"

And let's look at the news. Because it's been stirred by a huge wave of indignation: in Africa, a dentist has reportedly killed a lion. And not just any lion: a celebrity.

Tragic mistake! Because as everyone knows, there are two main cases where the Internet goes crazy:

– when someone hurts a cat (if kittens tried to cross the Mediterranean on rafts, there would have been a bridge long ago)
– when a star disappears (so we can make pages “  Jean-Luc Delarue has never been in no keurs.