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The guy will do this again every time he copulates

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 3:39 am
by roseline371274
And above all, since Christian is too mysterious, when he has finished his intercourse, he puts on his little low-rise pants, goes back into the living room of his huge apartment, and sitting at a piano near his huge bay window, starts playing a sad tune to emphasize the fact that he is too dark. So Ana comes to listen to him and rub herself against him, rrrr. in the film. And Ana is obviously there "  Whoa, you always play such sad things, you are so deep! " 

Yes, or maybe he only knows one piece. And maybe it's not special lead even sad. He just plays it slowly and on the piano.

"  Christian? You woke me up from my 217th orgasm, the one you caused by rubbing a Monster Munch through my hair.
" - Excuse me, Ana, I'm busy playing a sad and deep piece. Lalala... lala..
- It's beautiful...
- ... lalala.... the cock... Dudule's... I'll take it... she's giving me...
- You're such a damned poet, Christian, I'm shivering. Take me there, right now! " 

And here we go again.

Come on, a little shot of brandy and a line of coke to give us courage and let's continue, because no, it's not over, far from it.

Early in the morning, Ana discovers that Christian has stayed with her after all. But just as they're about to start eating again, a female voice calls from the apartment! It's...

CHRISTIAN'S MOM.

Yes. The guy is a multi-billionaire, but he can't even afford a lock. And his driver/henchman can't stop a boring granny. So everyone gets dressed up urgently to see Mama Grey show up. Who's thrilled to meet Ana! Because Christian likes to be super secretive, but introducing his one-night stand to his mom who was passing by is no problem. Enjoy yourself, man.

“Hello, I’m Mama Grey! But you can call me Doctor Grey, like in Grey’s Anatomy, which obviously has nothing to do with the author’s dirty tastes.
” “Hello Mama Grey, I’m Ana!
” “Ana! We’re having a dinner party at our house soon to celebrate Christian’s sister Mia returning from Europe! Come have dinner with us, it’ll be so cool!” “Okay, on that note, I was just coming to say that and invite my son to eat with me. But since I see everyone’s busy, I’m out of here!”

Oh yeah? So basically, you just came to mess around the apartment for a total of about 45 seconds to ask for something you could have done with, say, a... hmmm... phone?

No. In this movie, everyone is way too stupid for that.